It was pandemonium at the Castro Theatre Saturday night as
drag celebrity Peaches Christ unleashed a hundred lap dancers on a screaming
audience.
The occasion was the 15th anniversary screening of Showgirls
, the bizarre 1995 Paul Verhoeven film in which Saved
By The Bell's Elizabeth Berkley plays Nomi
Malone, an aspiring dancer who flails her way to infamy as a Las Vegas
showgirl.
"It's definitely one of those movies that exists on its
own planet," Peaches (born Joshua Grannell) told the Bay Area Reporter
before the event. "Everything in it is extreme.
The performances, the costumes, the makeup, the dialogue, the production
design, and the Vegas numbers are all pushed to the limits. Lines like 'it must
be weird not having anyone cum on you,' and 'everyone got AIDS and shit' come
from an extreme screenplay!"
After emerging from a volcano and sparring with her
troubling sidekick Martiny, Peaches asked Trannyshack's Heklina and Cub Scout's
Ladybear to judge a Nomi Malone look-a-like contest. One contestant in a
pregnancy suit pulled a Beadazzled Cabbage Patch Doll from between her legs.
Another, dressed as a giant press-on nail, was labeled a "Klaus Nomi
Malone" after the conceptual German artist.
The winner of the look-a-like contest was a woman - an
actual woman - who endured a revealing rub-down with ice from an
onlooker's soda.
Bedlam erupted after Peaches dispersed an army of volunteer
lap dancers throughout the audience. Dancers tore through the theater, climbing
over seats and mashing themselves against audience members.
Several people were whipped.
Volunteers were recruited from a broad range of backgrounds.
Dancer Shannon Kelley was a seasoned Trannyshack performer, while cutoff-clad
Dalton Huckaby was a newcomer to performing. "It just sounded fun,"
he said. Nearby, Huckaby's friend Shane Young wore skimpy briefs and a mask.
"I'm an exhibitionist by nature," he said.
Sister Phyliss of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence went
through the aisles in a polka-dot dress. "I like to play the naughty
housewife," she said. "Formal skirt, corset, no panties."
Fans were giddy with anticipation. "This is one of the
best things about living here," said Michelina Matarrese.
"We're big Saved by the Bell
fans," said Sam Leichter.
Peaches is in the midst of a national tour with her own
brand new feature film, All About Evil.
Starring Natasha Lyonne and Mink Stole, the slasher pic documents a deranged
theater owner's bloody filmmaking spree.
"The tour itself has been a blast," Peaches said.
"Ultimately I think of myself as an entertainer, whether I'm onstage in a
big wig singing and dancing or writing and directing a movie. It's all about
playing for audiences."
For their part, Saturday's Showgirls
audience members were beside themselves with
delight. A huge cheer went up as Peaches launched the screening by shouting,
"we're all whores tonight!"